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Songs in the Key of Ninja

by Mr. Gee

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1.
Ninja, You're The Best 02:53
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Make your dreams now You’re a ninja Oh, you’re a ninja All of your hopes You’re a ninja You’re a ninja Give your best, punch the rest You know that you will pass the test It’s time to shine like diamonds shine A shiny diamond A shiny diamond of love You’re the best You’re so rad No one can stop you not your mom or dad You’re the best You’re so cool No one can stop you I pity the fool Yeah I pity the fool Make your dreams now You’re a ninja Oh, you’re a ninja All of your hopes You’re a ninja You’re a ninja Give your best, punch the rest You know that you will pass the test It’s time to shine like diamonds shine A shiny diamond A shiny diamond of love You’re the best You’re so rad No one can stop you not your mom or dad You’re the best You’re so cool No one can stop you I pity the fool You’re the best Grab the stars You can punch stuff And throw ninja stars You’re the best Of the crew Now all your enemies Bow to you They bow to you You’re the best
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Ninja Pirate Robot Monkey Clown Bandido Werewolf Zombies 01:12
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Submarine, Mitzi and Dan, Gorditio Dark Smoke Puncher Chasing down, a ghost wizard dude State Attorney, Dirk Whitestone It was April when they started to fight When they shot his bullets from his gun And they came back as And they came back as Ninja Pirate Robot Monkey Clown Bandido Werewolf Zombies Ninja Pirate Robot Monkey Clown Bandido Werewolf Zombies Ninja Pirate Robot Monkey Clown Bandido Werewolf Zombies April Fools
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Judy's Got A Rocket Launcher 01:34
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Judy loves kittens Judy loves kittens Judy Judy Judy loves kittens And she would never hit them She would never hit them She would never ever never Never ever hit them Judy is so smart Judy is so smart Judy Judy Judy is so smart That she can outthink anyone She can outthink anyone She can outthink, outsmart, outwit, everyone Judy’s got a rocket launcher Judy’s got a rocket launcher Judy’s got a rocket launcher now Judy went bananas Judy went bananas Judy Judy Judy went bananas You should never touch her stuff You should never touch it Never never ever never Never should have touched it Judy loves her hot dogs Judy loves her hot dogs Judy Judy Judy loves hot dogs You should never touch ‘em You should never touch ‘em Never ever never never Never should have touched ‘em Judy’s got a rocket launcher Judy’s got a rocket launcher Judy’s got a rocket launcher now Judy’s got a rocket launcher Judy’s got a rocket launcher Judy’s got a rocket launcher now
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How The Ninja Sleeps 02:16
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I can see your faces And I can tell the traces On my fingertips Under my dojo And I have my throwing stars And everybody’s going far And I will find you out now I will find you out now Comin’ comin’ comin’ for ya Comin’ comin’ comin’ for ya (like a ninja does) We put our enemies down We put our enemies down and then we sleep Comin’ down the mountain Sneakin’ so silent Smoke bombs, all’s fair Don’t ever have a fear Ninja’s got a new ride Filled with ninja pride Never on no one’s side This is how they all die This is the time just remember I’ll find you All of my stars gonna shine then they’ll blind you This is the line that I’ll walk just to find you Don’t look away, it’s too late, I remind you And my sword went swish i know we’re almost solid Solid Solid Ooohhh it’s a win like this Gonna do you a solid Solid Now you sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep Like a ninja does And you rest rest rest rest sleep Like a ninja does Like a ninja does Like a ninja does
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All Ninjas Get Lonely Sometimes 01:57
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All ninjas get lonely sometimes All ninjas wish to have a good time But some ninjas can’t seem to find Someone patient that will seek when they hide Oh ninja, so lonely and lost You killed a million enemies Forgot about the cost Oh ninja, so silent so still You’ve had your fill of death And now ya just wanna chill All ninjas can see in the dark But sometimes they just wanna sit in the park All ninjas wanna hang with their friends But ninjas run it solo then the party ends Oh ninja, so lonely and lost You killed a million enemies Forgot about the cost Oh ninja, so silent so still You’ve had your fill of death And now ya wanna chill Oh ninja, so lonely and lost You killed a million enemies forgot about the cost Oh ninja, so silent so still You’ve had your fill of death And now ya just wanna chill
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Bacon Ninja (Pan Fry Remaster) 01:31
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Bacon Ninja Bacon Bacon Ninja Quest for freedom Quest for awesome Quest for freedom Bacon ninja Bacon ninja Quest for tasteness Tasteness Quest for greatness Greatness Quest for awesome Awesome Bacon ninja Bacon ninja Who’s gonna hide bacon in your bed? Bacon ninja Bacon ninja Who’s gonna put bacon on your head? Bacon ninja Bacon ninja Who’s gonna use bacon to fight crime? Who’s gonna use bacon to fight mimes? Bacon ninja Bacon ninja Bacon Ninja Bac Con Nin Ja Bacon Ninja Bacon Bacon Ninja Bacon ninja Bacon ninja Bacon ninja Bacon ninja Ja ja ja ja ja ja ja jaaaaa Bacon
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Doctor McNinja 01:23
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Doctor McNinja Doctor McNinja The Irish ninja doctor Doctor Doctor McNinja Doctor McNinja His power packed locker Locker He’s chock full of awesome punches Punches yeah yeah Making bad guys lose their lunches Lunches yeah yeah He sure knows how to be stealthy Stealthy yeah yeah And is reasonably wealthy He’s got lots of cash Doctor McNinja Doctor McNinja The Irish ninja doctor Doctor Doctor McNinja Doctor McNinja His power packed locker Locker He could kill you with a shamrock Shamrock yeah His ancestors did that to some pirates Pirates yeah Ninjas do not like pirates No they don’t Pirates cannot defeat ninjas It’s true Doctor McNinja Doctor McNinja The Irish ninja doctor Doctor Doctor McNinja Doctor McNinja His power packed locker Locker Doctor McNinja Doctor McNinja The Irish ninja doctor Doctor Doctor McNinja Doctor McNinja His power packed locker Locker
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Elf Ninja Super Squad 01:51
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2 Fragged 2 B Tru 01:38
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2 fragged 2 B tru 2 fragged 2 B tru Gonna throw two grenades Let me see if I’m through If you’re behind a door I don’t wanna see you any more Then I’ll toss a little gift Just to get to see ya the hint Now I hope this in your jive Cuz I won’t see you alive Imma be up in your hive With my fifteen forty five 2 fragged 2 B tru 2 fragged 2 B tru Gonna lower the boom It’s your pirate-y doom Whoooo! 2 fragged 2 B tru 2 fragged 2 B tru 2 fragged 2 B tru Boom! Dan McNinja in the house And Gordito too And there’s Mitzi lookin’ on Wonderin’ what he will do He’ll throw a grenade up in those pirates They’re gonna walk the plank If the plank is a grenade And the pirates are like made of glass And there’s other stuff goin’ on And I can’t explain it all Cuz that’s how we roll, ya
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Ninjas Never Fail (Ninja Master Remaster) 01:12
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Ninjas never fail Ninjas never fail Ninjas never fail Ninjas never fail Ninjas never fail Yeah! Oh yeah! Ninjas never fail Ninjas never fail Ninjas never fail This is three four time Ninjas never fail Ninjas never fail Ninjas never fail This is three four time They never stop giant monsters from attacking The never fail the challenge of the master They are strong They have no weakness Ninjas are beautiful and awesome They can pick up giants Ninjas never fail

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Many of the songs on Songs in the Key of Ninja were inspired by the web-comic-turned-physical-comic Dr. McNinja. Chris Hastings take on ninjas and ninja culture as told through the family story of the McNinjas is both hilarious and awesome. So, some good reading to accompany this album (and to explain several of the songs' lyrics" is drmcninja.com.

This album features artwork by two of my students and also a friend of the family.

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released May 13, 2021

Cover art by Austin Garcia (and his characters were used for several of the singles as well).

Singles art credits:
All Ninjas Get Lonely Sometimes - Sunday Solana
Bacon Ninja - Miranda Gamez

Visualizations used on Spotify by the epic and wonderful Dave Warner (artofdave dot com).

All vocals and instrumentation by Mr. Gee aka Steven Wesley Guiles unless otherwise noted on the individual tracks.

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Mr. Gee is a force of musical nature, at a whim writing songs ranging from zombie love to the devouring of tacos with your feet. Inspired by Jack Black, Flight of the Conchords, and Weird Al, he continues his rampage of silliness while secretly working as a public educator. ... more

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