Squatty Potty Unofficial Official Theme Song

by Mr. Gee



Inspired by the magical pooping unicorn video created by Squatty Potty.


Squatty Potty
like a party
you always win
and you’re never tardy

Like Ken and Barbie
or Lennon and McCartney
You’ll never be sorry
on a Squatty Potty

Squatty Potty
it’s not naughty
and no we’re not
the Illuminati

feelin’ poopy?
Kinda droopy
we can help ya
with ya booty

Now you’re squattin’
Cold stone droppin’
All the sadness’
all forgotten
all forgotten!


released October 14, 2015


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Mr. Gee San Dimas, California

Mr. Gee is a force of musical nature, at a whim writing songs ranging from zombie love to the devouring of tacos with your feet. Inspired by Jack Black, Flight of the Conchords, and Weird Al, he continues his rampage of silliness while secretly working as a public educator. ... more

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