2 Fragged 2 B Tru

from Songs in the Key of Ninja by Mr. Gee

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Mr. Gee never complained to be a competent rapper, but sometimes he plays one on Youtube/TV.

This song was started on April 14, 2016. It was written in conjuction with two songwriting challenge groups (both GYAWS and Songwriting Game). The themes were "Risky" and "Scene of the Crime". So, this felt perfect.

The story from Dr. McNinja has Dan McNinja (Doc's dad) tossing a couple of hand grenades into a room filled with pirates. Because ninjas HATE pirates. It's true.

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2 fragged 2 B tru
2 fragged 2 B tru
Gonna throw two grenades
Let me see if I’m through

If you’re behind a door
I don’t wanna see you any more
Then I’ll toss a little gift
Just to get to see ya the hint

Now I hope this in your jive
Cuz I won’t see you alive
Imma be up in your hive
With my fifteen forty five

2 fragged 2 B tru
2 fragged 2 B tru
Gonna lower the boom
It’s your pirate-y doom

Whoooo!

2 fragged 2 B tru
2 fragged 2 B tru
2 fragged 2 B tru

Boom!

Dan McNinja in the house
And Gordito too
And there’s Mitzi lookin’ on
Wonderin’ what he will do

He’ll throw a grenade up in those pirates
They’re gonna walk the plank
If the plank is a grenade
And the pirates are like made of glass
And there’s other stuff goin’ on
And I can’t explain it all
Cuz that’s how we roll, ya

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from Songs in the Key of Ninja, released May 13, 2021

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Mr. Gee San Dimas, California

Mr. Gee is a force of musical nature, at a whim writing songs ranging from zombie love to the devouring of tacos with your feet. Inspired by Jack Black, Flight of the Conchords, and Weird Al, he continues his rampage of silliness while secretly working as a public educator. ... more

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