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Songs in the Key of Fork Knife

by Mr. Gee and Katie Dwyer

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Me and Shady dropped Let’s get some loot We have plenty of time Let’s get more loot I found a dragon chest Get ready to loot We’re running out of time Are we ready to go circle’s not on our side Should we get ready to go There’s no ride nearby Get ready to go Shady rotates Let’s go! I see the storm brewing Let’s go! You see the storm is movin’ Let’s go! Pushing on our backs We’re gonna die here if we stop and relax I can’t die like this What a shame it would be I need to be in that fight Let’s go get some height On these dumb guys Oh great, we’re dead to the storm Thanks shady Oh why did we even let him choose? One two three four Let’s go! I see the storm brewing Shady Rotates Let’s go! You see the storm is movin’ Shady Rotates Let’s go! Pushing on our backs Shady Rotates We’re gonna die here if we stop and relax Let’s go! I see the storm brewing Shady Rotates Let’s go! You see the storm is movin’ Shady Rotates Let’s go! Pushing on our backs Shady Rotates We’re gonna die here if we stop and relax Shady rotates
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Reboot friends reboot each other Fa la la la la Reboot friends reboot each other Fa la la la la Reboot friends reboot each other Fa la la la la Reboot friends reboot each other Fa la la la la If I die It will be alright Because Reboot friends reboot each other Fa la la la la got my reboot friends Reboot friends reboot each other Fa la la la la got my reboot friends Reboot friends reboot each other Fa la la la la got my reboot friends I got my reboot friends
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I’m stuck in build mode again I’m stuck in build mode again I tried really hard To get out of that box I didn’t have time I just jumped ‘round and died again Cuz i’m stuck in build mode again
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Oh my god, they’re hackers! Oh my god, they’re hackers! Oh my god, they’re hackers! Hack! Hack! Hack! Hack! Oh my god, they use aimbot! Oh my god, they use aimbot! Oh my god, they use aimbot! Aim! Bot! Aim! Bot! Oh my god, they’re hackers! They’re hackers! They’re hackers! They’re hackers! They’re hackers!
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I think you all know the story It started out somethin’ like this Me and my squad in the top three Ready to battle, totally ripped I got two mythics, I got some heals One hundred health one hundred shield This should be easy This should go great Until I get panicked, which I’m sure you can appreciate Oops, I threw my heals at the enemy I really didn’t mean to He didn’t mean to Ooops, I threw my shields at the enemy I thought I switched to my shotgun Guess not! Second place is the first place for losers, so, that’s a win for me I just threw my heals at the enemy and that ok And that’s okay Oops, I threw my heals at the enemy I really didn’t mean to He didn’t mean to Ooops, I threw my shields at the enemy I thought I switched to my shotgun Guess not! Oops, I threw my heals at the enemy I really didn’t mean to He didn’t mean to Ooops, I threw my shields at the enemy I thought I switched to my shotgun Guess not! I think you all know the story
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Well the call comes out Where we droppin’ friends? And we can’t decide And we got no pride And we all know where we’ll land Bus is headed out And we cannot pretend That we have a choice That we get a voice We know where we stand Head down mainstreet to the fountain Look to your left and start to countin’ You’ve made it without even bouncin’ Meet me at Fredster Mountain If you find you're lost And you cannot find your way Just head on down South a bit Swim across the bay There’s a handy spot Misty’s in the name And if you get there Let down your hair Now you’re in the right place Head down mainstreet to the fountain Look to your left and start to countin’ You’ve made it without even bouncin’ Meet me at Fredster Mountain Head down mainstreet to the fountain Look to your left and start to countin’ You’ve made it without even bouncin’ Meet me at Fredster Mountain
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when you’re sitting in the lobby and they’re checkin their skins everybody’s waiting, yeah they’re waitin’ on him “hold on just one second, gotta set my emote” but it’s five minutes later why can’t we just go Ready up! Ready up! for the love of all that’s holy ready up! if you can’t find the time to press the button The doors to the bus will soon be shuttin’ We all want to get to the dubbin’ Ready up! Ready up! i don’t wanna kick you my friend but we know that you went pee (or something) again we’re all sittin’ here ready to fight So I just might have to kick you & say goodbyyyyye (unless you) Ready up! Ready up! for the love of all that’s holy Ready up! Ready up! if you can’t find the time to press the button The doors to the bus will soon be shuttin’ We all want to get to the dubbin’ ready up!
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Mr. Gee: My names’ Mr. Gee and I’m a loot-a-holic. All: Hi Mr. Gee VERSE 1 My teammates need my help and I can hear them shooting I see the shiny gold and I am not done looting I love the loot I have a problem I love the loot I have a problem vERSE 2 Now my teammates down saying “Rez Me!? Rez Me?!” Yeah I’ll be there in a second Gotta deal with my loot greed I love loot (Loot greed!) Now I’m all that’s left all their cards have expired but I got some shiny toys and I have not retired from my loot greed loot greed
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CHORUS Canadians, play Fortnite too! With maple syrup and Dunkaroos They love to game have lots of fun For our friends in the North that are Canad - e - un VERSE 1 Now our friends have other hobbies Like swinging their hockey sticks and if you look in any lobby you’ll see maple syrup and Timmie’s timbits CHORUS Canadians, play Fortnite too! With maple syrup and Dunkaroos They love to game have lots of fun For our friends in the North that are Canad - e - un The grass is always greener or so that’s what they say But if you live in Vancouver it’s a lovely get away And the gamers there are nicer and the Molson’s always cold And the mounties always ridin’ And yeah, it’s definitely cold But it never gets old they never get mold it’s a sight to behold and they got treasure like gold CHORUS Canadians, play Fortnite too! With maple syrup and Dunkaroos They love to game have lots of fun For our friends in the North that are Canad - e - un Canadians, play Fortnite too! the use hockey sticks to mix their brew the Molson’s flow and the beaver’s run to our friends in the North that are Canad - e - un
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vERSE Amaj7-Dmaj7 Emaj7 peaceful walking singing, talking nothings happening calm pre-storming Everyone’s vibing with me Everyone’s vibing with me strollin’, shoppin’ headphone talkin’ no one shottin’ just lobby bottin’ Everyone’s vibing with me Everyone’s vibing with me CHORUS Ab-C-G PANIC BUILD (OH CRAP!) PANIC BUILD (WHERE’D THAT SHOT COME FROM?1) PANIC BUILD (I’M CRACKED) PANIC BUILD (HELP! PANIC BUILD!!! VERSE 2 Nothings wrong now everything’s kosher we got some closure out of exposure everyon’es vibing with me everyone’s vibing with CHORUS Ab-C-G PANIC BUILD (Button mashing, ) PANIC BUILD ( walls are crashing ) PANIC BUILD (spinning slipping ) PANIC BUILD (almost trippingr,! PANIC BUILD!!! outro Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. (you may recognize this outro line - )
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Only you can prevent vbuck scams Only you Only you can prevent vbuck scams Only you just to make it crystal clear there are no free vbucks, dear if someone asks you to download an app or transfer money from your bank account or tells you that you’ll be tall and strong or that you’ll awesome like Donkey Kong just watch this commercial 30 times and hit the like button, and subscribe than login straight to your account you’ll find your vbucks by the pound except that’s not what will happen they’ll hack your account and take your happiness and steal your credit and steal your shoes and steal your identity and give you the blues and send you downriver or push you off a cliff these are scammers, child! get out of there QUICK! To be clear: There are NO free V Bucks. This is a scam trying to steal your personal information and use it against you. In most cases, the scammers ask you to download a spammy app or hand over your email or perhaps even your credit card (you know, just to verify that you're human).
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Verse 1 A-A-A-D (4x) I just found him Took him out then Headed over why you stealin’ I just knocked him eliminated did the hard work why you stealin’ I need the ammo I need the white heals I need the blue shields why you stealin’ That was my fight don’t be THAT guy and those small frys why you stealin CHORUS - D-A 3x D-A-G-D Hey you, don’t steal my loot Hey you, don’t steal my loot Hey you, don’t steal my loot I thought that you had my back Hey you, don’t steal my loot Hey you, don’t steal my loot Hey you, don’t steal my loot that’s my loot and I want it back don’t you dare stab me in the back I guess it’s over you’re not sharin’ I guess i’ll find some why you stealin? how many times now have you done this it’s gettin’ old now why you stealin’ is this our squad goals you moved the goal post now you’re a ghost why you stealin? i cannot stand it i am done with you i ain’t rebootin’ why you stealin?

about

This album was born out of a collaboration between Katie Dwyer and Steven Wesley Guiles (aka Mr. Gee aka MrGeeWhiz).

Steven and Katie had been playing with Fortnite with a group of friends during the pandemic. Both of them also participated in the February Album Writing Month (FAWM) every year, so they both decided that this particular FAWM they would write a bunch of songs about Fortnite.

And so they did. Over 10 songs were written and it was pared down to what you see here.

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released October 1, 2021

All vocals, guitars, drums, bass by Katie or Steven.

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Mr. Gee San Dimas, California

Mr. Gee is a force of musical nature, at a whim writing songs ranging from zombie love to the devouring of tacos with your feet. Inspired by Jack Black, Flight of the Conchords, and Weird Al, he continues his rampage of silliness while secretly working as a public educator. ... more

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