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Shady Rotates
02:28
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Me and Shady dropped
Let’s get some loot
We have plenty of time
Let’s get more loot
I found a dragon chest
Get ready to loot
We’re running out of time
Are we ready to go
circle’s not on our side
Should we get ready to go
There’s no ride nearby
Get ready to go
Shady rotates
Let’s go! I see the storm brewing
Let’s go! You see the storm is movin’
Let’s go! Pushing on our backs
We’re gonna die here if we stop and relax
I can’t die like this
What a shame it would be
I need to be in that fight
Let’s go get some height
On these dumb guys
Oh great, we’re dead to the storm
Thanks shady
Oh why did we even let him choose?
One two three four
Let’s go! I see the storm brewing Shady Rotates
Let’s go! You see the storm is movin’ Shady Rotates
Let’s go! Pushing on our backs Shady Rotates
We’re gonna die here if we stop and relax
Let’s go! I see the storm brewing Shady Rotates
Let’s go! You see the storm is movin’ Shady Rotates
Let’s go! Pushing on our backs Shady Rotates
We’re gonna die here if we stop and relax
Shady rotates
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Reboot Friends
01:23
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Reboot friends reboot each other
Fa la la la la
Reboot friends reboot each other
Fa la la la la
Reboot friends reboot each other
Fa la la la la
Reboot friends reboot each other
Fa la la la la
If I die
It will be alright
Because
Reboot friends reboot each other
Fa la la la la
got my reboot friends
Reboot friends reboot each other
Fa la la la la
got my reboot friends
Reboot friends reboot each other
Fa la la la la
got my reboot friends
I got my reboot friends
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I’m stuck in build mode again
I’m stuck in build mode again
I tried really hard
To get out of that box
I didn’t have time
I just jumped ‘round and died again
Cuz i’m stuck in build mode again
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OMG They're Hackers!
00:28
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Oh my god, they’re hackers!
Oh my god, they’re hackers!
Oh my god, they’re hackers!
Hack! Hack! Hack! Hack!
Oh my god, they use aimbot!
Oh my god, they use aimbot!
Oh my god, they use aimbot!
Aim! Bot! Aim! Bot!
Oh my god, they’re hackers!
They’re hackers!
They’re hackers!
They’re hackers!
They’re hackers!
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I think you all know the story
It started out somethin’ like this
Me and my squad in the top three
Ready to battle, totally ripped
I got two mythics, I got some heals
One hundred health one hundred shield
This should be easy
This should go great
Until I get panicked, which I’m sure you can appreciate
Oops, I threw my heals at the enemy
I really didn’t mean to
He didn’t mean to
Ooops, I threw my shields at the enemy
I thought I switched to my shotgun
Guess not!
Second place is the first place for losers, so, that’s a win for me
I just threw my heals at the enemy and that ok
And that’s okay
Oops, I threw my heals at the enemy
I really didn’t mean to
He didn’t mean to
Ooops, I threw my shields at the enemy
I thought I switched to my shotgun
Guess not!
Oops, I threw my heals at the enemy
I really didn’t mean to
He didn’t mean to
Ooops, I threw my shields at the enemy
I thought I switched to my shotgun
Guess not!
I think you all know the story
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Fredster Mountain
02:09
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Well the call comes out
Where we droppin’ friends?
And we can’t decide
And we got no pride
And we all know where we’ll land
Bus is headed out
And we cannot pretend
That we have a choice
That we get a voice
We know where we stand
Head down mainstreet to the fountain
Look to your left and start to countin’
You’ve made it without even bouncin’
Meet me at Fredster Mountain
If you find you're lost
And you cannot find your way
Just head on down
South a bit
Swim across the bay
There’s a handy spot
Misty’s in the name
And if you get there
Let down your hair
Now you’re in the right place
Head down mainstreet to the fountain
Look to your left and start to countin’
You’ve made it without even bouncin’
Meet me at Fredster Mountain
Head down mainstreet to the fountain
Look to your left and start to countin’
You’ve made it without even bouncin’
Meet me at Fredster Mountain
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when you’re sitting in the lobby and they’re checkin their skins
everybody’s waiting, yeah they’re waitin’ on him
“hold on just one second, gotta set my emote”
but it’s five minutes later why can’t we just go
Ready up!
Ready up!
for the love of all that’s holy ready up!
if you can’t find the time to press the button
The doors to the bus will soon be shuttin’
We all want to get to the dubbin’
Ready up!
Ready up!
i don’t wanna kick you my friend
but we know that you went pee (or something) again
we’re all sittin’ here ready to fight
So I just might have to kick you & say goodbyyyyye
(unless you)
Ready up!
Ready up!
for the love of all that’s holy
Ready up!
Ready up!
if you can’t find the time to press the button
The doors to the bus will soon be shuttin’
We all want to get to the dubbin’
ready up!
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Mr. Gee: My names’ Mr. Gee and I’m a loot-a-holic.
All: Hi Mr. Gee
VERSE 1
My teammates need my help
and I can hear them shooting
I see the shiny gold
and I am not done looting
I love the loot
I have a problem
I love the loot
I have a problem
vERSE 2
Now my teammates down
saying “Rez Me!? Rez Me?!”
Yeah I’ll be there in a second
Gotta deal with my loot greed
I love loot (Loot greed!)
Now I’m all that’s left
all their cards have expired
but I got some shiny toys
and I have not retired
from my
loot greed
loot greed
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CHORUS
Canadians, play Fortnite too!
With maple syrup and Dunkaroos
They love to game
have lots of fun
For our friends in the North
that are Canad - e - un
VERSE 1
Now our friends have other hobbies
Like swinging their hockey sticks
and if you look in any lobby
you’ll see maple syrup and Timmie’s timbits
CHORUS
Canadians, play Fortnite too!
With maple syrup and Dunkaroos
They love to game
have lots of fun
For our friends in the North
that are Canad - e - un
The grass is always greener
or so that’s what they say
But if you live in Vancouver
it’s a lovely get away
And the gamers there are nicer
and the Molson’s always cold
And the mounties always ridin’
And yeah, it’s definitely cold
But it never gets old
they never get mold
it’s a sight to behold
and they got treasure like gold
CHORUS
Canadians, play Fortnite too!
With maple syrup and Dunkaroos
They love to game
have lots of fun
For our friends in the North
that are Canad - e - un
Canadians, play Fortnite too!
the use hockey sticks to mix their brew
the Molson’s flow
and the beaver’s run
to our friends in the North
that are Canad - e - un
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vERSE Amaj7-Dmaj7 Emaj7
peaceful walking
singing, talking
nothings happening
calm pre-storming
Everyone’s vibing with me
Everyone’s vibing with me
strollin’, shoppin’
headphone talkin’
no one shottin’
just lobby bottin’
Everyone’s vibing with me
Everyone’s vibing with me
CHORUS Ab-C-G
PANIC BUILD (OH CRAP!)
PANIC BUILD (WHERE’D THAT SHOT COME FROM?1)
PANIC BUILD (I’M CRACKED)
PANIC BUILD (HELP!
PANIC BUILD!!!
VERSE 2
Nothings wrong now
everything’s kosher
we got some closure
out of exposure
everyon’es vibing with me
everyone’s vibing with
CHORUS Ab-C-G
PANIC BUILD (Button mashing, )
PANIC BUILD ( walls are crashing
)
PANIC BUILD (spinning slipping )
PANIC BUILD (almost trippingr,!
PANIC BUILD!!!
outro
Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you.
(you may recognize this outro line - )
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Only you
can prevent
vbuck scams
Only you
Only you
can prevent
vbuck scams
Only you
just to make it crystal clear
there are no free vbucks, dear
if someone asks you to download an app
or transfer money from your bank account
or tells you that you’ll be tall and strong
or that you’ll awesome like Donkey Kong
just watch this commercial 30 times
and hit the like button, and subscribe
than login straight to your account
you’ll find your vbucks by the pound
except that’s not what will happen
they’ll hack your account
and take your happiness
and steal your credit
and steal your shoes
and steal your identity
and give you the blues
and send you downriver
or push you off a cliff
these are scammers, child!
get out of there QUICK!
To be clear: There are NO free V Bucks. This is a scam trying to steal your personal information and use it against you. In most cases, the scammers ask you to download a spammy app or hand over your email or perhaps even your credit card (you know, just to verify that you're human).
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Verse 1 A-A-A-D (4x)
I just found him
Took him out then
Headed over
why you stealin’
I just knocked him
eliminated
did the hard work
why you stealin’
I need the ammo
I need the white heals
I need the blue shields
why you stealin’
That was my fight
don’t be THAT guy
and those small frys
why you stealin
CHORUS - D-A 3x D-A-G-D
Hey you, don’t steal my loot
Hey you, don’t steal my loot
Hey you, don’t steal my loot
I thought that you had my back
Hey you, don’t steal my loot
Hey you, don’t steal my loot
Hey you, don’t steal my loot
that’s my loot and I want it back
don’t you dare stab me in the back
I guess it’s over
you’re not sharin’
I guess i’ll find some
why you stealin?
how many times now
have you done this
it’s gettin’ old now
why you stealin’
is this our squad goals
you moved the goal post
now you’re a ghost
why you stealin?
i cannot stand it
i am done with you
i ain’t rebootin’
why you stealin?
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Mr. Gee San Dimas, California
Mr. Gee is a force of musical nature, at a whim writing songs ranging from zombie love to the devouring of tacos with your feet. Inspired by Jack Black, Flight of the Conchords, and Weird Al, he continues his rampage of silliness while secretly working as a public educator. ... more
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