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BONUS TRACK DEMOS - Only You Can Prevent V​-​Buck Scams

from Songs in the Key of Fork Knife by Mr. Gee and Katie Dwyer

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This flashed on the game loading screen frequently.
It must happen to kids because we've never had it happen...but it must happen enough that Epic Games was warning people.

So, we wrote this song.

lyrics

Only you
can prevent
vbuck scams
Only you

Only you
can prevent
vbuck scams
Only you


just to make it crystal clear
there are no free vbucks, dear
if someone asks you to download an app
or transfer money from your bank account
or tells you that you’ll be tall and strong
or that you’ll awesome like Donkey Kong


just watch this commercial 30 times
and hit the like button, and subscribe
than login straight to your account
you’ll find your vbucks by the pound
except that’s not what will happen
they’ll hack your account
and take your happiness
and steal your credit
and steal your shoes
and steal your identity
and give you the blues
and send you downriver
or push you off a cliff
these are scammers, child!
get out of there QUICK!


To be clear: There are NO free V Bucks. This is a scam trying to steal your personal information and use it against you. In most cases, the scammers ask you to download a spammy app or hand over your email or perhaps even your credit card (you know, just to verify that you're human).

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from Songs in the Key of Fork Knife, released October 1, 2021

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Mr. Gee San Dimas, California

Mr. Gee is a force of musical nature, at a whim writing songs ranging from zombie love to the devouring of tacos with your feet. Inspired by Jack Black, Flight of the Conchords, and Weird Al, he continues his rampage of silliness while secretly working as a public educator. ... more

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