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Minecrafty
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I'm crafty, Mine Crafty
Better recognize, in the skys, tall like a giraffe- y
Crafty, Mine Crafty
I am mountain-sized and stringy like taffy
I'm not Donald I'm more like Daffy
Slick like butter not Regis or Kathy
I'm gonna craft my table, then I'll craft my sword
I use gold for blocks I don't even count my hordes
My armor is the finest, and my shoes are so slick
The ocelots and wolves all a knockin' on my bricks
I had a house once, and a mansion too
I mad the driveway from diamonds, had a zombie zoo
But now I don't bother with that Minecraft bling
I'd rather spend my time trying tricky things
I'm crafty, Mine Crafty
Better recognize, in the skys, tall like a giraffe-y
Crafty, Mine Crafty
I am mountain-sized and stringy like taffy
I'm not Donald I'm more like Daffy
Slick like butter not Regis or Kathy
I'm not just sneaky, oh no, I'm talented too
I can crochet and knit and scrapbook WOO!
I got so many skills, I can sleep like a cat
One time I tried to count my talents but I lost track!
I knit myself a castle using only grey wool
And I fell off of the tower I had to make a new rule
Every sucka fool that visits my palace
Has to jump from the top with a diamond chalice
When they hit the ground safely (cuz I knit it myself)
Now you know how skilled I am, put THAT in your bookshelf
I'm crafty, Mine Crafty
Better recognize, in the skys, tall like a giraffe-y
Crafty, Mine Crafty
I am mountain-sized and stringy like taffy
I'm not Donald I'm more like Daffy
Slick like butter not Regis or Kathy
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Hey Spider
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Minecraft MOBS
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Monsters in the Dark
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Enderman's Coming For Me
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Lava Two-Step
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Far Lands Or Bust
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Nether Say Nether
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Don't Dig Up
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Me Gusta Minecrafto
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Bleed Red Blocks
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Castle in the Sky
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Mr. Gee San Dimas, California
Mr. Gee is a force of musical nature, at a whim writing songs ranging from zombie love to the devouring of tacos with your feet. Inspired by Jack Black, Flight of the Conchords, and Weird Al, he continues his rampage of silliness while secretly working as a public educator. ... more
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