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Bacon Tacos of Love
00:59
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Bacon tacos taste so good
Should you eat them? Yes you should
Bacon tacos don't taste like wood
But if you were a woodchuck that'd be good
Bacon tacos are misunderstood
You know who else eat's em, Robin Hood
If you were able you probably could
Eat more bacon tacos than robin Hood
Bacon Tacos are the best
Bacon Tacos I confess
Bacon Tacos I love you
Bacon Tacos always true
Bacon Tacos are so fine
Bacon Tacos don't really rhyme
Bacon Tacos of loooove
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Robot Unicorn Attack
01:05
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Mara's Bacon Song
02:18
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This is Mara's bacon song
This is Mara's bacon song ooh oh oh
This is Mara's bacon song
This is Mara's bacon song ooh oh oh
Bacon is tasty
and bacon is sweet
and bacon's a friend
that you wanna meet
bacon can give you
a special treat
bacon is magic
cuz bacon is meat
bacon can be wrapped around anything
baconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbacon
This is Mara's bacon song
This is Mara's bacon song ooh oh oh
This is Mara's bacon song
This is Mara's bacon song ooh oh oh
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Dub Some Bacon On It
02:18
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If your sister eats your pants
(dub some bacon on it)
If you really can’t dance
(rub some bacon on it)
If your friends all punch your neck
(dub some bacon on it)
If you love Star Trek
(dub some bacon on it)
If you spill a smoothie
(dub some bacon on it)
IF you miss your movie
(dub some bacon on it)
If you hit your finger with a hammer
(dub some bacon on it)
If you forget the rules of grammar
(rub some bacon on it)
If your skewered by a fork
(rub some bacon on it)
If your allergic to pork
(rub some bacon on it)
If you get bit by a zombie
(rub some bacon on it)
If want a better hobby
(rub some bacon on it)
If you get a bad grade
(rub some bacon on it)
If you spill your lemonade
(rub some bacon on it)
If you can’t get a good seat
(rub some bacon on it)
If you you’re afraid to eat meat
(rub some bacon on it)
If your face has lots of zits
(rub some bacon on it)
If you’ve got really sweaty pits
(rub some bacon on it)
If your baby is cryin’
(rub some bacon on it)
If monkeys start flyin’
(rub some bacon on it)
If your house is on fire
(rub some bacon on it)
If you got a flat tire
(rub some bacon on it)
If Chuck Norris kicks your face
(rub some bacon on it)
If you lose your parking space
(rub some bacon on it)
ya get launched into space
(rub some bacon on it)
ya fall on yer face
(rub some bacon on it)
your girlfriend wants t obreak up
(rub some bacon on it)
you break your favorite cup
(rub some bacon on it)
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Deadly Salsa of Death
01:08
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Panicorn (rock version)
01:37
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Ctrl Z, You're My Friend
01:16
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Ctrl Z you're my friend
When I make mistakes you fix 'me for me
Ctrl Z you're my best friend
when I make mistake on my essay and I type a paper and I delete it all by accident you're there for me
Remember that one time when I deleted that assignment I did in class? Ooooh.
You were there for me
You were there for me
Ctrl Z
Ctrl Z you're my best friend
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Tacos on Friday
01:17
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Pumped Up Kicks (Rudolph the Reindeer Remix)
Santa’s got a new sleigh,-- He’ll look around the north pole -he won’t tell you his ways
He’s got a problem that he can’t solve - there’s a darkness all around and he’s trippin’ on the snowballs
He needs some help that he can’t find, but there’s a little guy hidin’ his nose from the other guys
Make mean jokes about his nose, what do those other kids know about a nose that glows?
all the other reindeer they tease tease tease, they’re makin’ fun fun fun, fun of poor Rudolph
All the other deer with their tricked out cliques, they better run, better run, faster than he runs
rudolph's got it figured out
he's gonna let them know, what it takes to show
the power of his inner nose
he's gonna turn it around when he drops those clowns
who teased him almost every day
look who's gonna cry in a cave and hide
those other deer better choose a side
cos this is one reindeer who's gonna win tonight
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Panicorn
01:33
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Mordor, o, Mordor
Our blood be spilt for thee
in the shadow of Mount Doom
All for you we sing
Mordor, o, Mordor
Into your bloody hands
We place our orcish hearts and sing
Our enemies be damned!
Mordor, o, Mordor
Your mighty fortress rise!
O Baradur, you rise up strong
Under Lord Sauron’s eye!
M is for Morannon, the great Black Gates of might
and O is for odiferous, the smell of blood and fright
and R is for revenge we took, both towers no be ours
D is for the darkness in the shadow of the spires
O is for Order that our might will bring to all
and R is for the rotten flesh of elves we feast upon
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Trashy Man
01:27
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Shanky
01:19
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Smelly As You
01:01
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Mr. Gee San Dimas, California
Mr. Gee is a force of musical nature, at a whim writing songs ranging from zombie love to the devouring of tacos with your feet. Inspired by Jack Black, Flight of the Conchords, and Weird Al, he continues his rampage of silliness while secretly working as a public educator. ... more
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